metapod can no longer harden.
stoopidnaym:

kurylenkos:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

#this is like a gilded invitation to be punched in the face holy crap

just say “aw thanks” then eat it slowly in front of him

stoopidnaym:

kurylenkos:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

just say “aw thanks” then eat it slowly in front of him

toxicwinner:

if there were only girls everywhere everything would be so easy and pleasant. I could walk my dog at 3am and probably get a juice cos juice bars would be open cos all girls would take their dogs on night walks it would be like a normal thing

lasfloresdemayo:

mala-suerte:

had to get something off my chest and onto a wall. Don’t delete the source.

ily

lasfloresdemayo:

mala-suerte:

had to get something off my chest and onto a wall. Don’t delete the source.

ily

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

princeburrito:

date people you see yourself walking down Main Street of Disneyland with. 

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

skyjukebox:

when its quiet and something funny happens that makes you immediately bust out laughing

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twitches3:

whenyouwishupondisney:

kristoffbjorgman:

why are people shipping elsa with jack frost

we all know who the real icy otp is

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vanilla chocolate swirl 4eva

Omfg

UHM MAYBE YOU HAVEN’T HEARD BUT HE HAS A WIFE WHO IS THE GREATEST GOOD HE IS EVER GONNA GET