I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”
This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day
just say “aw thanks” then eat it slowly in front of him
if there were only girls everywhere everything would be so easy and pleasant. I could walk my dog at 3am and probably get a juice cos juice bars would be open cos all girls would take their dogs on night walks it would be like a normal thing
had to get something off my chest and onto a wall. Don’t delete the source.
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
date people you see yourself walking down Main Street of Disneyland with.
'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.
when its quiet and something funny happens that makes you immediately bust out laughing