the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
instead she takes photos with them and buys them pizza
Everything seems to be exhausting me, no matter how much sleep or how much coffee I drink or how long I lie down, something inside me seems to have given up. My soul is tired.
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prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
Ellen takes a selfie during the Oscars
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
*studies for 2 minutes*